Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
