my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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