you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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