VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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