we're blogging at a bar
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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