I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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