If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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