i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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