he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Everything about him screamed your future.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just want nice things and good sex
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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