question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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