i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I fill condoms, not promises.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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