he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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