New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ugly people sure do ruin things
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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