Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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