people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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