so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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