hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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