Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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