We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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