oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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