guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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