I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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