so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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