Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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