Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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