I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
