I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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