He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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