i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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