i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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