If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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