i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
