I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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