your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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