the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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