Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Drunk is not a location!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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