no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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