dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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