Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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