i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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