Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
