Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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