So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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