the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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