This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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