i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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