she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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