Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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