So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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