Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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