Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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